/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9307774
>Work at blue vest
>Big guy and his wife on scooters
>Stops me by grabbing my inner elbow and says "My cart's at full charge but it won't move!!"
>Go to the front of the store and get him a new one
>Immediately get up and transfer his groceries
>Stand behind him waiting for him to make the switch
>He's just rumbling from side to side
>His wife says "I'm sorry, his thyroid's real bad... Could you line up the carts so he can just scoot into the other seat?"
>Oblige
>He struggles and as he makes the switch I see his entire ass come up
>His shorts are well below the bottom of his ass and his ass was in full contact with the seat
>They drive off and thank me
>Hesitate for a moment
>Get on the cart and ride it up front because they don't go without significant pressure on the seat

Too much time has passed. It is time for a whisky thread.

Could always turn into a generalquality spirits thread if you lads feel like it.

Post what you are drinking right now to start.

Pic related is mfw I do not possess a single bottle of whisky at the moment. This thread should in fact be an inspiration for my next purchase.

>Brother says he'll make steak
>I ask for medium rare
>puts wine in a pan with other spices from the cupboard
>its ready
>start to eat
>its tough as my ass
>well done
>dry
>mfw when chewing

Family members that think they can cook: The Thread

Mayonnaise, fucking disgusting