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>>18232102
I know you're just looking for (You)s but you fuckers deserve to eat the fucking bugs you lazy ass insect men.

I love not only food but the culture surrounding it. I love taking 2 hours of my day to get away from it all to prepare and eat my food, something humans have done since we made fire. I love sitting down with a basic social centerpiece to mold a common social event around. Communicating with my family as a whole, have a more casual connection to my business associates, or catch up with a friend all things much better over a meal than a fucking zoom call.
And you faggots would sacrifice this for what? More time to work? More time to watch Netflix and shitpost? More money to spend on this wonderful fulfilling consumer culture that has always taken care of your deep needs?
Fuck off. Normally, I couldn't wait for the day your boss hands you your daily bottle of Huel and tells you to down it in 10 min at 12:15 as a replacement to your lunch hour but at that point they'll probably expect it of me too.

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my recipe.

vegetables:
onion (red AND yellow),
garlic, capsicum (red, yellow, green, it doesn't matter what you use),
celery,
A tomato diced up, can of beans of your choice. Kidney goes well, black beans go well, those 4 bean mixes (unsure if available in your country but in supermarkets in Oceania, they are.)

cut all into very small pieces. maybe no bigger than a quarter of a finger nail.
For the beans, open can partially, pour out liquid, wash, and repeat until no bean juice comes out. Then, fill with water and let it sit.

Meat:
straight mince beef 8020 is fine. If you want to improve it, beef and pork.

Seasonings:
2-3 tbsp hot paprika
1 tsp smoked paprika
1 tbsp cumin seeds
1 tbsp caraway seeds
1-2 beef stock cubes (depends on what you like for your salt level, i.e. whether you are more sensitive to it).
pepper
sea salt
1 tbsp sumac
1 tbsp marjoram
2 bay leaf
1-2 star anise

Instructions.
Fry the spices in oil (EXCLUDING THE BAY LEAF) until they are smokey. They will turn a deep maroon colour.
Fry all of the vegetables (EXCLUDING THE DICED TOMATO) in a pot (THIS WILL BE YOUR COOKING VESSEL) until they are fairly well cooked.
Fry the mince meat in the pan you did your spices in. (Clean the pan out before then so the spices dont burn). until all of the water renders out, and then the fat renders out adn it begins to fry. This takes like 15-20 min. You can do it from frozen beef, I did it last time,
because i was fucking retarded and decided I wanted to make chilli NOW but yeah, fry that fucker and it will become REALLY crispy but that is good.
Put the stock cube in the vegetables, render it. Put in a can of tomatoes adn the diced tomatoes. Put in the meat, Put in the spices and then put in a good amount of water.
Pour in the beans.

Cook for 3 hours. Longer is better. It will naturally reduce in pot. Remove beans and can of tomatoes, replace with beef and low quality beef sausages, add more water for delicious stew.

Enjoy.

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>>16840437
Today I got up at 5:45 to prepare breakfast for my wöman. I woke her up 30 minutes later and we had breakfast and coffee. She left for work around 7. Then I went into the living room and played guitar for a while before I had to go have a big shit. After that I went back into the living room and watched some YouTube videos on my phone, mostly about guitar stuff. I am trying to practice some Merle Travis and Chet Atkins songs and licks.
After that I went into the bedroom, where the computer is (and where I am sitting now) and had a really good wank. I watched a lot of stuff but I ended up cumming to a video called She's For Both of Us featuring Kylie Quinn, one of my favorites. She's recently made a return to porn but she does not look as good as she used to.

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>>16722933
>random, pointless question
>I'm trans btw
go back

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>>16108020
dis lil nugga

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>>14567156

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>>14347702
faggot

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>>13421749

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>>12307876

Ladies first, i insist.

>>12307877

BITCH

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>>12216980
>You are lucky we don't murder you
lol

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>>12010013
>he didn't activate his almond.

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>>11713878
why

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>>10553661
>no poppy seed nor tvaroh

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>>10519200
Rednecks eat ribs more often you goofy bitch

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>tfw there's Starbucks in my state but everyone prefers the other local place
>It has an even more obnoxious name

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>>9497959
>the grocery store jester always targets you first, even if he's never seen you before

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>>9359912
>salty onion liquid
you could call almost any soup a salty x liquid you fucking moron.

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>"foodies"
>"fusion"
>"authentic/genuine"
>"gluten free"

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>>9277019

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>>9171914
>Coke zero

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>>8860607

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>>8665447
>Smiley fries last

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Just eat the fucking pizza you humongous faggot

If you want to be healthy don't order pizza in the first place. I hate people like you so much.

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