/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8765307

I get this shit at least 10-15 times a day, because I live in the Bay Area.

Typical scene is:

>finished doing order
>customer slaps their phone against it for a minute before I ask them "cash, credit or check?"
>blah blah blah it's 2016 why can't you get with the times
>"well sir, you can order all your stuff online and avoid this problem entirely"
>I WILL
>walks off without his stuff, which was two bottles of wine, a slice of cake, and a condom
>his mother pays for it and meets him at the car

Another time some techie got really pissed off any make a sexually motivated comment towards me, so I called his employer (he had his ID lanyard on) and apparently caused a lot of butthurt in his office.