/ck/ - Food & Cooking

HOLY FUCK CK I'M DRUNK AND THIS SHIT IS DISGUSTING I JUST ATE SOME DELICIOUS MISO SOUP WHO THE FUCK MAKES THIS SHIT THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING PAD THAI I'VE EVER SEEN STUPID RETARDED FAT FUCKS

Ever seen a family member or a friend fuck up while cooking? Share.

>Living on campus residence last year
>One of my roommates has a friend over
>They decide to make egg fried rice, ask if I want some
>Decline and return to my room to study
>About 10 minutes later I smell something awful
>Walk into the kitchen
>See my roommate pouring beaten egg into a frying pan
>Get closer
>The rice in the pan is fucking uncooked
>That was my rice
>Ask them what the fuck they're doing
>They look at me, roommate says "What do you mean?"
>Explain to them how badly they just fucked up
>They told me that the recipe they were using didn't specify whether they had to use uncooked or cooked rice

It all went into the garbage.

>>6878246
>his food is prepared off site