/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be me
>half way through a fifth of rum
>remember I should eat something to make tomorrow less miserable
>go to Doordash, choose a restaurant I like
>place order
>$34.58 after mark-up, delivery, fees, and tip
>"wtf"
>"How fucking badly am I getting gouged?"
>man up, splash some cold water on my face, brave the drive to the same restaurant
>place order
>"Your total will be $17.55 at the second window."
>what the fuuuuuuuuck

Literally twice the amount of the order just to have it delivered. Fuck it, dudes, I'm driving drunk any time I want to get fast food from now on. No fucking normie NPCs life is worth 200% mark-up on a chicken sandwich combo and a standalone burger.

>>15291302
I had not considered that.

>that dead fucking arm
>still shaped like a perfect circle
>460k subscribers by losing them fast
>can't break 10k views

>>14348987
/ck/ has long been the home board to tobacco threads, mostly cigars and cigarettes. They pair well with food and drink and are ubiquitous across the industry. Since the creation of /out/, they usually have a pipe tobacco (no weed) thread that I prefer though that’s never really caught on here. Newfags will say that smoking is not /ck/ but it is. Others will say it’s unhealthy and not classy but neither is the oft-honored mcChicken.

>be me
>order food delivery
>doesn't matter what restaurant
>place order
>watch gps
>if driver makes any pauses or goes in a different direction, immediately cancel order and get full refund
>if they kick up any fuss, raise hell with customer service
idgaf if it affects the driver, the delivery platform, or the restaurant. fuck you, I am the customer, if you aren't going directly from the location of my order to me then you don't deserve fuck all and fuck every piece of shit that's complicit in this fucking toilet drain.
fuck you

>>13566943
lmao he fucking did it

>>12678273
Most people just shut the fuck up when they're caught in their own stupidity. It's a breath of fresh air to watch you double down on your stupidity instead.

>still waiting for actual foodporn

>>11774095
re: baconcabbage, that wasn't even what I was saying. I love cabbage but there aren't a lot of brilliant recipes for it. I do corned beef with all the veg sometimes, or fried cabbage, or sometimes runzas, and hey sauerkraut or a nice cole slaw, but I'm always looking for more. It can be rare, I'm just happy to see it in the wild.

>>10893013
>not understanding how you're wrong
Not worth the effort.

>>10779042
It's adorable how clueless you sound.

>>10612740
Several servings of veggies a day but I eat meat. I'm not petty or foolish enough to use my diet to feel superior to others.

>>10582438
All good, the banter was fun.

>>9936009
Reminder that this is a staple amongst people that mock American food.

>>9901806
Doubling down on stupid trolling -1/10.

>>8137992
Well I'll be damned. Thank you for the civil correction, I'll just tuck this 175% bread joke somewhere else...