/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14045510
I was thrown out of a subway restaurant once for being so out of my mind on drugs I started crying and holding a footlong pizza sub saying that it was my dead newborn baby and refused to put my clothes back on.

>>14006409
Any not manufactured by a Jewish owned brand.

The most delicious treat of all is a clean conscience.

>>13991553
My older brother used to put nutella on his erect penis so I'd suck it when I was a little girl.

>>13972461
I lie down in an empty bathtub with the plug in, fully clothed. I then unzip my fly and allow my fully erect penis out. Foreskin retracted, naturally. For aesthetic purposes and functionality.

Then? Oh, I piss a hot streaming arc of urine all over my coarse Hessian knickers. I smoke marijuana heavily and worship the devil. It's my piss play special medicine. I lie shivering in the cold urine.

I wish I was a black woman.