/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18302586
I had to image search that because she looked familiar but I couldn't place it.
She's actually not completely hideous in that photo.

I'm pretty sure most of you would eat this.

>have hots for girl
>Dating different girl who ends up becoming besties with her
>All 3 always hanging out
>GF is cool, but this other girl just made me melt
>Invites us to house for dinner because she loves to cook and parentsbros gone
>big house in country
>Hey Anon and Anon GF
>Has me a 6 pack of Bass Ale because hard to find in area and I love it.
>Notice house has different projects going on like part of floor torn up and no carpet
>Been remodeling for a couple years apparently with 3 bros and dad.
>Tells us dinner is ready made this rosemary pork tenderloin, potatoes au gratin, and spinach salad.
>Eat in living room because kitchen table has power tools all over it.
>Food is great, thinking how I may dump GF and move in after tonight
>Decide to start movie (Scott Pilgrim shit)
>Go get beer from kitchen because GF had to pee and hottie had important call.
>See the pork loin and au gratin in oven
>See around kitchen
>No shit fucking 35-50 roaches in the kitchen
>Floor, wall, appliances, like end of Creepshow.
>Just watch for a minute in awe and disgust
>Instaboner killed, grab rest of beer to stay out kitchen
>Tell Roach Princess I did find the beer and she didn't think anything was amiss.
>Decide not to spend night and GF and I leave
>Tell GF about it on way home.
>End up checking each other for roaches before going in apartment

She turned into a tumblrina cunt who literally had first husband on a fucking points system for pussy.
>GF ended up being wife material and married her.

thanks for reading my blog reddit.

>>15507770
Diageo and Sazerac are cancers on the industry.

>>15129005
why?

>>10686021
>cries about content without providing any himself

>>10412418

>>7167835
but those are the best kind