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>alcoholics general

This is the alcoholic board, right? Fellow alcohols, gather round. Share your stories, feels, and insights.

I passed out drunk last night around 10. Woke up this morning before sunrise. Fully rested and ready to go, no hangover. Shame I don't work today, I'm feeling golden. But I had nowhere to go, nothing to do, and nobody to see. So I got re-drunk. So here I am in the morning light drinking and shitposting on /ck/ like its a godamn tuesday evening. I'd say I have nothing better to do but that'd be a lie. I should really be sleeping, that would be some healthy productiveness compared to this.

Who else here is alcohol at........9 o clock in the fucking morning. People are having skirmishes and wars on the freeways right now. I'm so happy I'm not a soldier today. I'm comfy as FUCK.

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>>5033577
>fuck hoppy beers

Fuck YOU.

But not really. I like me a hardline hop party beer, but I can only drink a couple or two couple of them. Hops are beautiful floral bitter things, I would hope some of you anons might someday appreciate them.

Me, I can't do stouts. Those beers that look like a black hole in a glass. I don't know what it is but they give me a stomach ache and I can never drink more than one. I've had some tasty stouts and porters but still, I couldn't drink more than one of them. They are too rich and heavy for me. IPA though, I'lll slug that shit down. Hops are so good.

>be at Whole Foods breakfast trough
>hot biscuits and gravy, pancakes, sausages, eggs, bacons, beans, roasted potatoes, muffins, etc etc.
>costs around $8 a pound for whatever you want
>buy a pound of cooked bacon for $8
>do not donate to anything when they ask

This /ck/ is how you Whole Foods.

OP here, I am considering opening a hamburger joint that only sells burgers with two toppings each. No exceptions. I want the focus to be on the meat, I have a recipe for a godly hamburger patty with the spices and seasonings already mixed into the meat. I want that to be the focus instead of a crazy amount of extras like most places have.

So having only two toppings will be my sort of "gimmick" in trying to keep things stripped down and bare. I don't plan on having a list of toppings to choose from though, I'd rather have a menu of 20-30 tasty combinations that are pre-determined. I'll give each combination some sort of witty name based on what it is. For instance chili con carne/jalapeno pepper would be the "Texan".

>>4116796
OP here and I did get drunk on beer this evening, it just took longer than usual. I really like to have 3-4 nice shots of bourbon to start out the evening, then I'll sip beer the rest of the night. That way I get buzzed immediately and just maintain a nice buzz for awhile.

I can get buzzed on beer alone but it takes so long. I don't like to chug beers, I really do like the taste and like to sip them. It takes me about two hours of beer sipping to get to the feels that I'd be feeling if I just downed a few shots of bourbon or tequila. Takes too damn long.

Liquor to start, beer for the rest. Shit, if I drink liquor all night I just end up feeling shitty. Its more like a primer for me.

>>4062482
Is this actually an allegory story about how you grew up next door to your destined true love? At first you though she was too hot for you, but you got used to her and made friends, dated in high school. You then moved to college and broke up with your sweetheart in favor of other women. You start dating and banging more and more better and better looking women. You have so many alcohol and cocaine fueled sex orgies that you can't remember all the random people you slept with. You probably even experimented in homosexuality. All the while you'd completely forgotten about the sweet and caring girl next door you left back in your hometown. You then eventually hit rock bottom when you drunkenly wreck a car full of prostitutes and cocaine into a parked police car. You are arrested, spend a short time in jail and decide to change your life. You check yourself into rehab and become become very spiritual and completely clean. You completely cut off all the wild and exotic women you used to bang in college. You go back home to reconcile with your family and run into the sweet girl next door. The two of you become reacquainted and start dating. You understand that all along the one and only girl for you was right there next door the entire time. You fall in love and live happily ever after.

>>4015298
Its like not being blazed anymore but you still don't fill sober. For me it is a pleasant state of mind, its like my mind and body are clouds in the middle of a soft pillow. Sort of like my mind/body connect are the cotton in a pillow. Its not awesome feeling like being really high because my mind is not working and shifting and seeing so much as it was, but at the same time its not like being sober because I still don't give a fuck about the things that most people consider important.

Being burnt out is when you wanna just lay out and listen to some music or sleep. Don't try to be creative or anything, you aren't high anymore. But don't try to answer lots of phone calls and make huge and stressful life decisions, you aren't quite sober yet. Eat some junk food, watch some junk T.V. and go to sleep.

>>4004606
Because obviously we like them better than other root beers. Are we here to have brain-sharts about only two varieties of root beer? Or are we here to discuss good root beer? If we only had two to choose from it would be a pointless and endless argumentative shitstorm. If we can discuss other varieties then some of us might actually learn something/share information with somebody else.

You sound like you have a case of the fat-brain. Is a gentleman's discussion on rootbeer too much for your little one track mind to handle? Do you freeze in dumb terror when you have more than two choices?