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>> No.18840238 [View]
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>buy a steak
>cut off the fatty part first
>cook until well-done
itadakimasu~ how do you like your steak, sisters?

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>>18831349
I don't respond to people, I just walk away. Plenty of people who think they're clever aren't so clever when they're just standing there, yelling at thin air.

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My Restaurant(oh by the way I'm running it, it'd probably be different if I was a customer-only).

I find a small town where rent is cheap and open my storefront. I eschew having my own apartment and just secretly live in the back room of my restaurant. This enables me to have lower prices because I need less of a profit. Furthermore, I am the ONLY employee. I would never run a business where I have to rely on others. Also it's less paperwork that way.

I'll hide a hot tub in the back rooms too, it'll be easier to install in a commercial space than in an apartment. That's just for me, I like hot tubs. They'll be coat racks and my bathrooms will be separated into "urinal closet" and "toilet". That happened on Curb your enthusiasm too I think but it's a good idea.

Anyway, because I am working alone, things have to be pretty simple so that means it's a cafe and we only serve drinks and light fare I don't have to prepare like muffins and donuts.

My tea will actually be hot too many places offer it at temperatures that are too cold. I'll also offer iced tea that I make myself because iced tea everywhere else is too sugary and usually carbonated for some reason. Also, it's a cat cafe because I like cats and that way I'll have an excuse to own several cats. I might even get rare cats sometimes or a rabbit. (If I was serving actual food I'd serve cat occasionally too just to make people mad, but alas).

Anyway I can't go broke because I am used to living on insanely meagrely funds I think I worked it out that if I'm only supporting myself I could probably do it even by just having ten customers a day or less. Say the rent is 1700/ a month and I randomly tack on 1300 for the other expenses because I'm too lazy to itemize for a fantasy, that would mean I need 3000 dollars a month to break even. Ten dollar admission to my cat cafe = 300 customers are needed a month = 10 per day. Even an idiot can get ten people to buy coffee every day!

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>>16121874
>>16121888
thanks
ill be eating it since im very hungry

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There is nothing wrong with phoneposting, fren. Don't let Anonymous bulli you.

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It's not even about trying to make people mad anymore. My new game is trying to find the most innocuous thing I can do and still aggravate people because it's just too easy when I try.My latest one is I just stopped saying "chop" in front of chopsticks at chinese restaurants. I just tell them I want sticks.people still flip out just the same, they really don't like not hearing the chop part. It's fun when I ask them what chop means. they never know. they don't EVEN know why they're mad at me.sometimes they pretend they are too stupid to realize what sticks I mean and ask for clarification

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>>13452525
>American winemakers are so bad that they need to be protected

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>>13423959
>potatoe plebs

what if I told you there was a vegetable that had everything a potato had, but tasted better?

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>>13093421
>>13093433
>eating at hooters
>complaining about standards

wew lad

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>>9523418

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>>9249233
>washing your food pots

what is it like being tediously inefficient in all things?

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>>6783231
You are aware that pizza is made differently everywhere in the world. Even if you don't agree with how its ideally supposed to look in your mind, it doesn't change the fact that someone calls it pizza. Also 2 of the things you find disgusting are sicilian pies and are really quite good.

But please, feel free to show us your perfect pizza so that we may mock yours.

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>>6754046
4chan helped me... and didn't make fun of me...

good day.

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>>6679391
>having the palate of a 12 year old
>eating pleb skins and not enjoying proper mash

Stay pleb, shit-bitch

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>>6608459
>Knob Creek

Sounds like a good place to get bent tbh

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