/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16789246
>no one laughed at my /tv/ meme

>brother cooking in the kitchen
>paper towels
>touches chicken
>paper towels
>touches salt shaker
>paper towels
>touches chicken again
>paper towels
>touches pepper grinder
>paper towels
>gets spices
>paper towels
>gets a little spice on the counter
>paper towels
>gets olive oil
>paper towels
>spills drop of olive oil
>paper towels
>washes hands
>paper towels
>need an oven mitt?
>folded paper towels
>don't want to put your cooking spoon on the counter?
>put it on paper towels
>cleans the stove top
>paper towels
>cleans the counter
>paper towels
>washes hands again
>paper towels
>foods done, oven mitt again?
>more paper towels
>plate it up. need a napkin?
>paper towels
>finishes eating. cleans dishes.
>paper towels
>cleans utensils
>paper towels
>cleans pan
>paper towels
>dries everything
>paper towels

>>11097469
>shelf checkout
>it thinks you haven't scanned the item when you have.
>proceeds to stop working.
>attendant stands at their kiosk for 10 minutes ignoring you.