/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>go to restaurant with wife's parents
>typical diner food I think?
>her dad says something about a bottle of tobasco sauce, i dont remember what i say something too also dont remember
>owner comes over and is clearly offended, says his wife is mexican and other shit i dont remember, no clue what is going on
>food comes out, mine (I think) is cold, like stone cold, so i dont eat it and make them refund it fearing they spit in my food
still to this day dont know wtf happened, I can't remember

>>17123996
the absolute madman makes the fucking pasta from scratch

>everyone carved my turkey to the bone
>no leftovers

how the fuck does peanut butter cure hiccups

>>13467793
>Sushi seasoned with pussy juice and titty sweat

>>13357635
>Butter
>Pounds

>>13169412
>In russia it's 20$/month.

>>12763008
Impressive, but my college story has you beat. I was was alone in my apartment watching the Superbowl while my roommates were out partying and I ordered some Domino's. I ate a medium pepperoni pizza, a medium hamburger and onions pizza, a steak grinder, a 16 piece order of garlic knots, half a tray of brownies I made earlier that day, a gallon of Gatorade (made from the powder mix), and probably half a gallon of milk. I honestly thought I was going to have a heart attack when I went to bed that night. Piss the next morning was cloudy to the point I couldn't see the bottom of the bowl. Basically shut my kidneys down, lol.

>>10486552
STOP