/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12757171
Blasphemer.
>>12757174
You are more of a pack animal than a biped.

The Whopper is the greatest fast food burger available. Allow me to explain, the esoteric melding of it's vegetable components mixing with the viscous and flavorful complement of the classic mayo and ketchup combo, assisted with the grease and fat from the ample beef patty congealing and merging provide a symphony of base and ultimately savage flavors that come off as both strong and subtle. It's a truly remarkable effect on the senses that evokes a humble facade behind the sheer intestinal bomb you are ingesting. There are pretenders, the Big Mac, the Baconator, the over-priced garbage from middling tier chains like In-n-Out and 5 guys, but they are pretenders to the crown. A weak shadow quickly extinguished by the glorious light radiating from the modest yet somehow bold Burger King entry. Make no mistake my friends, there is some variation among them given the vast realm they possess, but on the whole, truly it is the king of kings. For the price, the nutrition offered, the sheer indulgence... For me, it's the Whopper.

Alright fuck you guys, I'm getting extra cheese, anchovies, and black olives.

>>12421351
It's a quick short-hand for uneducated and willfully ignorant trash. Sorry if it hurts your fee fees.

>>12244319
Where do you think you are right now?

You can open your eyes. We will allow it for a moment.

>>8228193

>>7694448

>>5656455
>mfw I wasn't going to use this recipe anyways.
Dildo trees in my area a=have started dying from high tempuratures, making the cost skyrocket. And I don't have any home grown dildos left, so it wouldn,t work.