/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Thinkin of going and getting a burger and milkshake. Yes I'm overweight

>>13020786
the fact the majority of the population doesn't see this makes me feel empty inside

>when you want to go to the store to get some beer but its pouring outside

>>8762403
>be working in hotel bistro
>our bistro serves starbucks shit
>shift almost over thank god
>hark, a wild pack of fucking negress teenagers
>fuck my life
>"Ayo I wanna carrmaalll mocha latiatooo iced" fumbling with fucking folded up bills and change
>we don't do the iced shit at my hotel but w/e
>make it for them
>she sips it
>"Ew nigga this tastes like coffee!"
>wish I could hate people to death

I really, really wish I was making up this fucking story

>>6551967
Saturday morning cartoons aren't a thing anymore. I found out when my mom said she couldn't get her Saturday morning fix of Yu-Gi-Oh anymore.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/09/30/saturday-morning-cartoons-are-no-more/

>>5658610
Ohhhh I get it now your one of those vitamin faggots or is that medicine (if it's medicine never mind) but if it's vitamins then I laugh at you.

I bet your someone who is all like "Oh man I'm going to eat healthy, and take my 12 vitamins a day so it makes me super healthy, and strong"

You're all fucking sheep and the vitamin industry is making billions off of people like you and I'm pretty much convinced that 95% of vitamins are placebos that don't do shit.

Enjoy spending $100's on your shitty mystical vitamins that raise your self esteem and self confidence.

My aunt use to take 12 vitamins a day but I thought she was a nut job.

>have poutine for first time
>friend will only eat with me if ingredients aren't "crap"
>they use undercooked frozen french fries using little to no salt, gluten-free cheese curds, and whatever health store branded brown gravy packet.
>friend: "yeah, I don't think I like poutine"

Share stories of bad cases of losing one's food virginity?

I have a sandwich maker (the appliance, not a woman) and I can't figure out how to make a sandwich with cheese that still allows me to add condiments afterwards. How do?

>>5250730
>Obama would have been a good senator for Illinois

What does it mean if a recipe calls for two # of butter?

Two tablespoons, two pounds, or two cups?