/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17805926
is this an inaccurate depiction of an average American?

Once not long ago, all I ate on that fateful day was 1kg steamed and then grilled Brusselsprouts.
I like to think one of the farts I let go that night actually woke up my dorm neighbors.
Pure powerbuild however, they didn't smell to any noteworthy degree.

>>16712136
this is exactly what's wrong with americans. vegetables are "boring" to you. you never were told to eat them and you never learned to. you grew up with your bowl of sugar cereal in the morning and junk food, takeouts and tv dinners during day. you burned out your tastebuds and hooked yourself on constant stimulation. now everything you eat has to be overloaded with fat, salt and sugar, or else it's "boring". hell, look at starbucks. plain coffee wasn't enough for you. americans will pour tons of sugar and cream in their coffee.
i could eat vegetables all day. theres nothing like a good bowl of cherry tomatoes or nice fresh cucumber, or some good corn, or a crunchy coleslaw. and thats just raw vegetables, then you have pickles, sauerkraut, or nice baked zucchini. but to americans, all of that is not enough, all of that is "yikes, vegetables".
you'd never learn to enjoy simple tastes of savory things, things not overloaded with fat, salt and sugar. but perhaps you deserve it for letting yourself go and eating like a pig.

>>14840008
Get over yourself you fucking baby

Is there any good healthy sidedish that burgers could enjoy besides bacon, chicken wings or grilled cheese?

>>14448298
>vegetable

>>13732449
At this point the difference blurs. Much like their waistline.

>>12466726

How do we solve the American problem?

>>10175925
>being jealous of amerimutts in 2018
not feeling very jealous of the land of the free heart attacks. your biggest cultural export nowadays is degeneracy, cancer(figurative AND literal) and crime. can't wait for chinks to take over, pretty much everything american has every achieved in the last few decades was on their backs anyway.

>>10175971
oh im laffin

>I never drink anything sweet because it's for children
>I never drink any beers that use old-world hops because it's not in fashion here
>all whisky must be served neat, even johnny walker red in a grimy dive bar, because that's how ralphie does it
>I don't drink cocktails that aren't familiar to me because it might not be something I'm used to
>I don't drink cocktails at all because it's gay
>I never drink white wine because it's for women
>just give me "the usual"
>this bar sucks because it doesn't have "the usual"

Why is being a one-drink manchild considered socially acceptable? You people are literally the "hamplanet who gags at the sight of a vegetable" of alcohol

>>9586752

Brussels senpai.

>>5676727

How do you make the potatoes 0:40?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>5355352
I love it OP!!

Why would anyone even eat this shit? oh wait, MURRCA

>At my girlfriends apartment
>Tired as fuck
>Accidentaly jank the refrigerator door open harder than expected
>A big glass bottle falls and breaks on top of my left foot.
>Blood freaking everywhere
I got two scars from that and I believe I knicked a nerve since I had a weird pain in my foot for months.

>>5131646

>>5078049

>America

Average american reacts to eating vegetables

Why do americans only like fat shitty food?