/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12710598
Should have ordered it boneless as well.

>>12142948
Hi Patty!

>>10928714
I personally ate 42 cows, 91 chickens, 28 calves, 39 ducks, 6 elk, 4 geese, 4 meerkats, 3 regular cats, 2 beaver, a polar bear, and a moose this past year. All pre-raped (just didn’t have the time).
As I was washing my latest victim down with a Diet Mountain Dew, i reviewed my murderous tally sheet and realized I was seriously behind schedule. I needed to do something, anything! I walked out back and stomped 67 chicks to death so I could make my quota for the year.
I felt strangely unfulfilled and began to wonder why I had to destroy 285 animals (at a minimum) per year with my wanton gluttony. This troubled me to no end.., until I saw this post and realized that I was filling the emotional imperative of vegetarian/vegans that TRILLIONS (at least two) of animals are raped and murdereed for carnivores per year.
I could only hope that the other 7 billion humans on this planet were keeping up their end of the bargain, to make the vegan claims of wanton carnivorous destruction ring true.
Then it dawned upon me.., we had forgotten to factor in the vegetarians! They weren’t helping out! There are LITERALLY BILLIONS of animals that should have been already consumed, but have been allowed to languish, uneaten, un-raped, due to this mathematical error.
But, the flesh is weak. I am over-full. I couldn’t eat another bite, not even a mint. My only option is to go hunting with napalm shotgun shells and try to fricassee squirrels on the fly. Perhaps if I just nibble each one a little it will count..,

>>10867246
Pin a boning knife over his left clavicle and through the trapezius into the wall.

Then politely ask him how he got into my kitchen.

Freshly killed squash is the best.

Microwave, mini fridge, no running water and limited space. What to eat /ck/?