/ck/ - Food & Cooking

vietnamese-japanese fusion
special snow-flake burgers
shit-load of tomato themed foods

this place is gay as fuck, and I am moving to tucson in a month or two, because fuck this.

>drunk enough to shit my pants
no
>drunk enough to forget my own name
yes
>drunk enough to fall asleep in a bush
yes, for around 2 months I was a transient migrant worker, sleeping in a tent, when someone stole my tent, I slept on the ground in a sleeping bag with various things covering my body, this whole time i had to be drunk or I would've possibly fell into despair and killed myself, but alcohol made me not care about my surroundings as much.
>drunk enough to have inappropriate sexual thoughts about a family member.
yes, unfortunately, my sister is retardedly hot, and we sometimes drink together, we almost fooled around once, then we stopped realizing that would be fucking stupid as fuck; but at least we talked it out, and got it out of the way.
>drunk enough to commit a crime and not remember (no next day, I was just told what I did)
once again when I was a transient worker, sometimes in between work, I would have like a $50 $100 left, and I would use that for booze and weed, and i would steal food from gas stations and pharmacies. I more recently was arrested for drunk in public first time, I woke up in the middle of the whole ordeal being dragged from one holding cell to the next, with my head lolling to the side unable to form any sort of sentences. I really should have been in a fucking hospital. but thanks to the good ol USA they wouldn't let me just sleep it off outside. (I was passed out behind a bar they said sort of curled into the fetal position, they arrested me on the spot)

>>6279438
well let me give it to you, he obviously didn't make a roux because the fat in the cheese separating badly, that pasta is severely overcooked and water bloated, and the bacon is microwave tier cooked looking (nothing wrong with that really, it just is) so let me give it a shot.
>boil 1 cup noodles starting with cold water & no salt
>after boiling poorly strain
>throw in a handful of colby jack cheese and microwaved bacon

mix until pasta is nearly obliterated and WA LA! you have a beautiful prepubescent macaroni on your hands, enjoy as is a applicable.

>>6055939
man this must be the same trust fund baby fag/guy who is going for his MD soon, am i right? right, well listen here fag, i just showed up to tell you to kill yourself, and if it isn't the same person, please do the same and stop shitting on people on a food and cooking board, sincerely J. A. guy.