/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20367393
blimey

>>20170016
bloody travesty it is

>>19701565
no beanz?

>>19406698
>Peas aren’t an acceptable restaurant dish
Wut tha fuck you say

>>18990109
>he couldnt handle the mustard bantz

Fish and chips. Used to be 50p. Well now our potatoes get exported, the Chinese trawlers steal our fish, there's a trade ban on fucking lemons and the sea is too polluted to pan salt.
Flour is now five times more expensive at wholesale because of the war in Ukraine, our salt has to be iodized, the dim sims have cat in them and the pickled onions are now all French.

The outsiders were Jews

>>18769153
>Just had a baked bean sandwich
Oh you mean a Beanie Butty

DONT FOOKIN KNOCK IT TILL YER TRY IT LAD
BLOODY LOVE NAMBY AFTER KNOCKING BACK 4 PINTS AT THE FOOTY

>>18304532
ploughmans in a bag?
what an age we live in...

>>18295442
Get a scotch egg in yer lad

>>18248224
>Is the full English breakfast a meme or do brits actually eat 3000 calories for breakfast?
It's called doin your English duty and it's bloody lurvely

>It's an extremely normal thing to have a pint or two and a bite to eat on your lunch break and an even more extremely normal thing to have a few pints after work. If you want to be a hysterical faggot and call it alcoholism and convince people to medicate themselves with pharmacy pills instead go ahead. Americans love their bloody pills don't they.

>>17951842
>What if a recipe calls for 4 1/2 pounds of something and you have 5 pounds?
eyeball it, never did me mum wrong.

Why do British people add milk to their fucking tea? Why don't you add some cream/half-and-half/single cream to your tea if you want it milky?

Cream
>needs only a small drop to make tea milky
>lasts longer in the fridge
>easier to transport

Milk
>makes your already pissy tea even more pissy
>need to finish it within a week before it goes bad
>barely adds anything to the tea

Ask any British person about this and they'll screech about it, milks the only thing they can add to tea.

Why are you guys so autistic about milk instead of cream? Why can't you just accept the superior option?

>>17794673
its a fookin tray m8

>>17573337
phooaaarr
imagine her bringing you pasties home after she finishes her shift, bloody lurvly

>>17018452
He also doesn't own his restaurants. It's a restaurant group that does and he just puts his name on it. Everything about this guy is fake as shit, but I say good for him. There are retards willing to part with their dollars and that's capitalism baby.

>>16938778
He looks like a type of man that ate 3k in kebabs lol.

>>16767302

>>16643129
British coozine at its finest.

>>16615614
Chip Butty
Salt and Vinegar
Dandelion and Burdock

bloody lurvely

>>16463556
propa working class food innit

>>16405569
tastes like mamif dont it

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