/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14038281
>>14038275
>>14038270

Those are not female hands

>host takes a small forkful of the food and holds it up
>camera zooms to it and he starts describing it in painstaking detail, talking about how fresh the ingredients are and how ethereal its cosmic beauty is
>puts the food in his/her mouth and after just one millisecond already has eyes bulging out and out comes an obnoxious loud moan
>wow, this is the most delicious _____ I've ever had
>next episode is also the most delicious thing its ever had, everything is the most delicious

>"Dude, you can just live on rice and beans!"
On a serious note what are some cheap and healthy essentials? For me I have these on the list so far:
1. Canned Sardines
2. Broccoli
3. Potato
4. Rice
5. Chicken Breast
6. Hot sauce for the chicken breast and broccoli
7. Spinach
8. Water
9. Tilapia
10. Beef
11. Eggs

These pretty much give me all the nutrients I need. No need for shit like juices, butter, oils, etc. Spinach and Broccoli are two of the most potent healthy veggies to get my daily recommendations fulfilled. Eggs, chicken for protein. Carbs for days, and if anything doesn't taste good, I just put sauce on it. What else would you put on the list?

>>13583710
americans are actually this bootlickingretarded

>open pork package
>wash hands
take out pork
>wash hands
>slather in oil
>wash hands
>salt and pepper
>flip
>wash hands
>salt and pepper
>move pork to tray
>wash hands
>place in oven
>wash hands
there has to be a better way

I want some vodka but I'm on a calorie deficit

>oven roasting salt/pepper/oliveoil chicken breasts
>"omg anon it smells SOOOO good you have to give me the recipe!!"
>"are you like a chef or something!?!"

>steak is put in slow cooker
reminder that boomers are so lazy that they will destroy great cuts of meat.

>>11640250
Oh shit, I must've been mistaken, because I thought that a cardboard cutout moustache made me look cool.

I fucking hate this place. Full of cosmopolitan faggots and ragheads, I guess its a europoor place so they feel at home there.
A completely pointless place, you can find cheaper stuff at coles and woollies without supporting the EU.

>>11162974
>what is a knife
Is it really so hard to just cut the connecting cord?

>Bringing young children to a restaurant

Yeah fuck you too buddy.

>be me
>27 year old undiscovered Genius
>proficiency and talent in a multitude of subjects
>smarter and less reddit than Gordon Ramsay
>start reading cookery books, watch videos of Marco Pierre White
>realise Gastronomy is an Art
>try to get involved in Gastronomy
>Reddit YouTube videos everywhere
>every dumb cunt under the sun thinks he can cook because he copied a recipe from a video
>start reading about the different periods of cooking, nouvelle, classique etc.
>read about the Michelin guide
>see once great chefs like Marco doing shitty reality tv
>realise Gastronomy has become a meme and its Golden age, like every art form, was decades ago
>realise every moron in his teens is studying cooking at a technical college somewhere
>*Sigh* another ambition and passion quenched by normies
>stop cooking
>"Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?"

>be me
>27 year old undiscovered Genius
>proficiency and talent in a multitude of subjects
>smarter and less reddit than Gordon Ramsay
>start reading cookery books, watch videos of Marco Pierre White
>realise Gastronomy is an Art
>try to get involved in Gastronomy
>Reddit YouTube videos everywhere
>every dumb cunt under the sun thinks he can cook because he copied a recipe from a video
>start reading about the different periods of cooking, nouvelle, classique etc.
>read about the Michelin guide
>see once great chefs like Marco doing shitty reality tv
>realise Gastronomy has become a meme and its Golden age, like every art form, was decades ago
>realise every moron in his teens is studying cooking at a technical college somewhere
>*Sigh* another ambition and passion quenched by normies
>stop cooking
>"Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?"

>be me
>27 year old undiscovered Genius
>proficiency and talent in a multitude of subjects
>smarter and less reddit than Gordon Ramsay
>start reading cookery books, watch videos of Marco Pierre White
>realise Gastronomy is an Art
>try to get involved in Gastronomy
>Reddit YouTube videos everywhere
>every dumb cunt under the sun thinks he can cook because he copied a recipe from a video
>start reading about the different periods of cooking, nouvelle, classique etc.
>read about the Michelin guide
>see once great chefs like Marco doing shitty reality tv
>realise Gastronomy has become a meme and its Golden age, like every art form, was decades ago
>realise every moron in his teens is studying cooking at a technical college somewhere
>*Sigh* another ambition and passion quenched by normies
>stop cooking
>"Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?"

>>10416425
>add all this stuff that cost 4 times as much as that cheap ramen packet you are making

>>10339975
>energy drunks

>>9873804
>not watching both

>he hones his knife after every use

>go to restaurant
>sit down and wait for menus
>waiter comes up
>he's black

>American person
>pronounces it mootz-a-rell

>sauteing Gnocci's
A brit ruins a good dish, who would have thought...............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unAOVy92a_8

>>9090351
marijuana is a plant...

....

>>9074323
>why do people like cold beverages?

its summertime u fucking idiot.