/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>craft soda

>>20191716
>You....have SUGAR...in your COFFEE...oh sweet innocent child...do you even LIKE the taste of coffee?
>Milk? Yeah, why not add some piss and battery acid in my brew, too?
>*Snniifffff* hmm yep, Guatemalan beans are all mass produced, you can smell it. That's why I go for Nicaraguan ONLY
>*Shhllorppp* ...Arabica? ...really? Wow, just....wow....everyone who isn't a retard knows that Robusta is superior in every way

>>20085910
>Neck oil

>>17942415
>UMMMMMM IT'S JUST A LE TOASTER OVEN/CONVENTION OVEN

>>17571525
>Nigger Cunt Ghost Scorpion Reaper Arseblaster 4000 Hot Sauce

>*slluuurrrppp* ahhhh, that's the stuff! A nice cup of the good stuff to start the day off! Hmmm the Guatemala tastes slightly more earthy than the Indonesian, maybe I should blend some Ethiopan to smooth out the darker notes? Hmm no, I think some medium roasted Ecuadorian would bring out the cherry notes more! I HECKIN LOVE COFFEE!

>dude SPICE

>>16617241
CAN I GET A TEMPLET VERSION OF OP IMAGE

>>16304786
>rice with meat
>'dude...DUDE, you HAVE to check this food out, its heckin' Trindadian food!'
>more rice with meat
>'bro! Get this...this is heckin' Equatorial Guinean food, it's slightly more peppery than the Mozambiquean food I was eating yesterday! I HECKIN LOVE EXOTIC CUISINE'

>>16049729
>I drink heckin beer!
>n-no not actual ale, I have to have wacky fruit and sugary flavours in it so that its palatable to me

>>16006346
>triple IPA

>>15965988
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>>15965997
>>Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)04:02:26 No.15965901▶>>15965970
>> 4 and the wojakposter's mom dies in her sleep tonight
>>Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)04:18:45 No.15965970▶
>> >>15965901
>> Goddamnit

>>15923801
>avocados kick ass!

>>15881973
>Wrong
It may go against your coastie urban dwelling elitist tendencies but it is the undeniable truth

>>15857577
>Tabasco? Bland!
>Frank's? No kick!
>Cholula? Weak!
>give me some REAL hot sauce! If you're not sweating and your tongue isnt screaming in agony then it's not hot sauce!

>water? Ermmmm okayyyyy....why would you drink that? It's literally hydrogen and oxygen! It doesnt have a taste!
>Why drink water when you can have a fizzy delicious refreshing soda? Lemon and lime, cherry, pineapple, cola, blue raspberry! The flavours are endless!
>heck, you can even crack open a cold beer or a mature whiskey! Water is bland and boring!

>>15722532
>IPA
>SALTED CARAMEL
>HOT SAUCE
>JERK SPICE
>MONTEREY JACK CHEESE
>BEN AND JERRY'S

>soya

>>15703585
>non-dairy yum cream which supports progressive causes and the BAME community!.... I! NEED! THIS!

>>15683635
>Guinness

>>15647669
>if it's not salted caramel ice cream flavoured IPA then it must be piss water

>>15629101
>heckin awesome sci-fi nerd culture IPA
>bitter
Fuck off gimp

>based, thank fucking god wojak will finally die.

>hot sauce? I put it on everything. If your eyes arent watering and your tongue burning in agony then it's not hot enough! Spice bros assemble!