/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>use green organic bag for non-organics
>check-out clerk to not use green bags since I'm not buying organic
>I like the green bags because green is my favorite color
>keep doing it every time I go there
>clerk gets tired of my shit and tells me i'm banned from the store
>pulls me by the ear and leads me to the exit
>opens the door
>throws me on the floor
>shamefully walk the dinosaur