/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Does anyone else here enjoy making women with pleb taste buds feel insecure?

>Meet 8/10 thot on tinder
>Take out to nice restaurant (I'm not paying the full bill lol)
>Order caviar, anchovy dish, then main course which is squid a 30 year old bottle of white wine from France
>She order a macaroni and cheese and fucking grilled chicken breast with mashed potatoes and pommee puree for main.
>Orders a diet coke
>mfw when
>She starts to blush and mumble like a low class, insecure, high prestige wannabe

lel

Fucking dumb sluts always have the most trash, childish taste in food. Fucking white trash seriously. Anyone else here?

So basically this is a thread where a guy who only eats microwave easy mac gets offended that anybody would have better taste or would dare to ever use another cooking method. He's a single guy who doesn't take care of himself and he's trying to shame a father for passing cooking knowledge on to his daughter. This man is childless and likes microwave food because 'somebody else already made it for him', and just because microwave food is all he eats, he's pushing some pseudoscience he just made up that microwaves are literally identical to all other methods of food prep, but of course all of those methods are arrogant and wrong because they require you to do anything at all.
Are you employed, sir?

Why do people get so upset over the idea of other countries eating animals that they don't approve of eating? Dogs, cows, rabbits, chickens, etc. They're all meat and meat is meat.
>b-but they're our companions
And animals like chickens and cows are companions to people in other countries, does that suddenly make you eating chicken bad? No.

>>9742718
Where in your restaurant is it good to let one rip?

I have a fart fetish, you see, and I get really turned on when farting in public. Like, I have to leave the room when my 23 y.o. female intern farts in the office. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, y'know?

So my question is, where in the main area of the restaurant is it good to rip ass?

Why do women prefer wine, and men whisky?