/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10879782
yer fak'd in the head OP

>>10858953
This is a story of a French-Canadian/Mexian, we'll call him:
Roomate X

and the other guy I lived with
Roommate A

>Roommate A and I notice there are a considerable number of flies in the house
>Spend next 3 days cleaning the house, which in all fairness needed it
>Number of flies still slowly increasing, mostly fruit flies, but also houseflies
>After 3 days of us talking about it and cleaning and searching for the source, roommate X comes down from his room holding up a full 120L clear garbage bag easily 200+ flies inside it and says: "Hey guys I think I found where the flies are coming from"
>His reaction to this was not of humour or shame, just one of genuine surprise like he didn't know what was happening until then.
>Almost gagging when I see it I tell him to quickly seal it so he doesn't let them all out in the living room and to take it to the dumpster.
>He comes back and I ask him if he has any more garbage in his room and he says yes, so I hand him a garbage bag and he goes up stairs.
>I follow him and take a look into his room.
>Piles of pizza boxes, chip bags, 2L pepsi bottles, and Wendys wrappers (he worked at wendys) everywhere, couldn’t count them, couldn't see most of the floor. There was also a stack of plates on the floor about 2.5' high.
>The plates were all the same size and made a very uniform stack, but the stack was completely covered in a film of crust and hair.
>"So that's where all the plates went", I said
>Roommate X hands me a plate, and to my horror the plate underneath that plate has just as much crust and hair on it.
>Every-single plate in that gigantic stack had a thick film of crust and hair covering it.

months later; when roommate X moved out, I was at school and roommate A was at work. So Roommate X stole my TV and A's gamecube (this was in 2006)
Despite his clear mental and hygienic issues roommate X had a gf the whole time, but she was gross, so we named her 'ditch pig'

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