/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8896477
reviewbrah is that you?

Guys, I fucked up.

>been married 3 years
>met at culinary school @CIA Greystone
>she was in baking/pastry program
>I worked security
>fast forward to yesterday
>she's been watching food reviews on YouTube for the past few weeks
>I always hide my power level; never tell her about /ck/
>pick up pho and bahn mi for dinner
>we're walking up the stairs to our apartment
>she's telling me about the different youtube food reviewers she likes
>mentions one younger guy who is boring and monotonous and awkward
>I instinctively ask "Does he wear a suit?"
>"Yes..."
>OhShitNigger.jpeg
>she senses my unease
>I tell her I think I know who it is
>we get to the apartment and turn on YouTube
>search for Reviewbrah
>"Oh yeah! That's him. So you've watched him? He's so boring right?"
>tell her his awkwardness is part of his charm
>"He's just weird."
>No one talks about my food husbando like this
>sperg out and tell her about /ck/
>she sees food gore thread
>dick jokes, faggot and nigger jokes and all around fuckery
>she also went in a Joey thread and was disgusted
>she even saw the thread from last night when the guy put his dick in his curry

She was on here for a a solid 2 hours last night. I asked her what she thought and her answer was "I'm not sure.."

I also didn't get a kiss goodnight last night and she barely spoke to me this morning while getting ready for work.

Apologize.

The only true warrior in the abyss of shitty youtube channels.

Hello everyone, this is runnin' on empty!

What's your opinion on reviewbrah?

HEEHLLO EWON THIS IS RUNNIN ON EMPTY

there is only one choice

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Who is the best food reviewer and why is it this guy?
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