/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hi, yes, I'd like to order a um... aha, a girlfriend, actually. You got any of those back there? Oh, no cheese, though. Oh I'm just kidding. Just pullin' your leg, champ. Man, I remember working in a little fast food joint back when I was your age. Really sucked! But I'm sure you didn't need me to tell you that. Haha, time flies. Time flies. Time flies... You know what, kid? I think I know what I'd like. Yeah, a choc-o-lat-tay shake! I haven't had one since I was a kid! And here I was all gung-ho about trying the McRib again but you know what? Life's movin' too fast for the both of us, so why not live a little? Ahaha, so yes, that'll be a medium chocolate shake, champ.

Huh? What's that? Ice cream machine's down? So you're not gonna make me a shake, is that what you're sayin? Haha, well, that is. Huh. Yeah, that definitely puts a sting in my afternoon, lemme tell you. You know what? That's bullshit. That's just some prime fucking bullshit. Why don't you sit tight over by the window, alright? I'm gonna come and pull up and blow your goddamn brains out, kid. Are you fucking with me? No chocolate shake? You stupid cunt, you fucking wretched animals. I should burn this shit down to the ground and string you up like a pinata so I can beat the absolute fuck out of you. Fucking idiot. Fuck McDonalds. I'll take a large water, thanks.