/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11003864
Son of a fucking bitch, I was just at McDonald's and I didn't hear of this. I was gonna fucking get a big mac too, but I was using my survey code instead so I got quarter pounders.

>>10249025
I switched to being a beer alck and found a 6-month internship in the literal middle of buttfucking nowhere. It's an IT job so human contact is very limited, I have no car and no driver's license, and there are no bus lines either. The nearest town is at an hour and a half on foot, so I can't go buy alcohol. The company's hotel has a strict rule on not serving interns alcohol at the restaurant's bar, and it is constantly recorded by a camera. So no fucking alcohol at all for six months. And the cherry on top of the irony sundae ? I work at a motherfucking wine company.

>>9655319
>horrific clam

>it's a check-out girl flirts with you episode

God, I'm tired and just want to go home, not have idle chitchat that'll lead nowhere. Honestly, sometimes I think a lot of women think men are horny all the time.

Just speaking for myself, but when I go to a shop to purchase something I am 100% not looking to flirt with anyone, ever. I just want to do my business and leave.

>making tea cakes for my friends
>other bitch friend barges in the kitchen and starts blabbering about her new teacup set
>I can't concentrate
>start icing the cakes
>bitch friend randomly hugs me and causes me to squeeze too much icing all over the cakes
>as I'm glaring at her and the cakes she accidentally drops her teacup set on them and crushes them
>I had to give my friends a bag pretzels instead
>bitch didn't even apologize

What are your worst accidents in the kitchen?

>>8727469
who else is drinking alone tonight?

>>8218080
i know how you feel

>living with downies
umm opie are you le fucking retard?

>tfw the low-fat meme won't die

How much should I drink before working retail tonight?

>go to supermarket
>want to buy food item
>it's only avaliable with reduced sugar/reduced fat/no fat/diet version