/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For me it’s cold pockets

Post the food memes

I like this board and want you all to be less fat, so I'm sharing this here for you to pick apart and rage about. No skin off my ass if you don't believe it.

https://sugarcausesobesity.wordpress.com/

Anyone have any food tips? Ill share some of mine.

1. You can substitute your shit for beans in a burrito.
2. A fun idea for a pinata is to fill it with shit. On a hot day its a neat treat if the kids covered in diarrheaaids.
3. Mixing shit in a blender is an excellent source of protein.
4.bought a box of chocalate and ate half? Shit in an ice tray and once you have frozen chinks your good to go (right after you BLOW your ass out?
5. Shit in a can is good for 50000 years.
6.spaghetti and shitballs
7.an interesting take on pin the tale on the honkey. Is blindfolding a man and everyone takes their pants off so he can go through the donglet (gauntlet of dongs)
8.Shit ring (classic take on a shrimp ring
9. Nachos and Ass
10.Bucket of Shitchen

Also a fun game that is sort of like russian roulette is get someone to drink a ton of laxatives and you all take turns clapping his ass cheeks together and trying to win the prize.