/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16736349
nigga I will punch you.

>>7465799
Jesus OP are you even trying?

I usually drink a mocha java blend. I live in Iceland, so good coffee is hard to find, even though we drink the most of this shit per capita in the world.

I used to brew in a moka pot, but the rubber seal deteriorated and I can't find replacements, so I've just been drinking pour-over for about two years now.
I should get a grinder and import my beans, but it adds a premium to my cup of coffee, and it honestly tastes great as is.
The only cup of coffee I've gotten that's better than what I made at home, I paid like, 8 fucking dollars for.

I made a beer run today, and in my fridge I have the following
>Mikkeiller Green Gold
>Brewdog Hardcore IPA
>Brewdog Jackhammer
>Samuel Adams Winter Ale
>Founder's Centennial IPA
Along with some regional beer, notably Bríó and Úlfur.

Any recommendations on where I should start? I just zone out in front of my fridge and drool with anticipation.

>>6104033

Wow so mean.

I bet you didn't have a nice dinner, friend.

this kid looks like a stone cold killer

those fucking eyes are scary

>>5911399

Also here are the ingredients from an actual Beef Stroganoff recipe

1 2 1/2-pound piece beef tenderloin, well trimmed, meat cut into 2x1x1/2 inch strips
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
6 tablespoons (3/4 stick) butter
1/4 cup finely chopped shallots
1 pound small button mushrooms, thickly sliced
1 cup canned beef broth
2 tablespoons Cognac
3/4 cup crème fraîche or whipping cream
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
1 tablespoon chopped fresh dill
12 ounces wide egg noodles
1 tablespoon paprika

what the fuck is this thread

why the fuck is this even a thing

how the fuck are people replying this seriously

>>5735023
interesting...

>>5664271
>swack ass

Why do some people add egg yolk to their ground meet when making hamburgers?

Does it make it taste better or something? I've always just put salt/pepper in the mix and threw it on the skillet

ITT: A time when you suffered for being too kind

>At best friends house, playing vidya games
>Decide to sleep over.
>Didn't have dinner yet, so friends mom gets to the kitchen
>After about an hour she walks into the room with 2 plates, some "home made" cider and napkins
>"Awesome Ms.Anon! Thanks!"
>We both thank her and happily begin eating our meal
>Not sure what is was to this day, but his mom made some type of chicken-rice-chick pea combination
>Take a large scoopful of this
>Shit fucking bricks.
>Chicken is horrible, cold, and was bathed in some type of gelatinous fat
>Rice was extremely under cooked, and overly tasted with coconut milk i guess she was going for a jamaican recipe
>Chick peas add to the mushy consistancy, everything was unseasoned FYI
>Instantly hurl over in my mouth
>Friend looks at me puzzled as he is enjoying this shit, "What's the matter anon?"
>"Nothing, this tastes pretty good anon, your mom is a great cook"
>"Yea i know, this tastes great, you should try the cider, its to die for"
>Put plate down, go for the tall glass of cider
>Became suspicious, smell it first
>Smells like apple caramel
>This can't be to bad
>mfw this tastes like carbonated piss
>Finish the meal in agonizing pain just not to be rude
>Stomach is about to go through WWIII
>Wait until middle of the night to release this bullshit
>Go to bathroom, unleash hell, and repaint the bathroom brown