/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9333724
>mom's birthday
>mom is bipolar
>will not admit it
>will freak out of nowhere and it's almost like she throws these fits of rage and tantrums to garner attention
>go to a sushi place with her, my stepdad, and brother
>brother is like 15 at the time
>i'm 17
>brother gets bored
>throws some banter at me
>throw some back
>we laugh
>keep it low enough where people around us can't hear
>her new boyfriend thinks it's funny to make dick and poop jokes at the dinner table
>it's not funny
>we pretend to laugh because we like the guy to a degree but his humor is childish and has no depth
>we slowly stop laughing at it
>continue making banter with each other instead
>mom is acting weird "why can't you be nice to each other on my birthday"
>explain to her this is how boys shoot the shit and it's good way to bond
>didn't even realize it but this one girl who was sitting next to us was this girl from my 8th grade class whose ass I slapped really hard
>her family is there right next to us
>mom is now making poop and dick jokes
>me and brother have stopped after the first ten minutes and they've been going on for 20 minutes
>it's not fucking funny and we now have people a foot away from us
>ask her if she can please stop that I know the people next to us
>she gets so fucking offended she blows up at the table
>she blows up at boyfriend,me, and brother
>girl is looking at us
>she finally recognizes me(I lost something like 100lbs she was fit as fuck though)
>I'm fucking embarrassed literally just get up and leave
>mom yells "where the fuck do you think you're going"
>don't even reply
>stay outside
>brother comes join me
>mom and her boyfriend pays the bill
>she's going on about how we ruined her birthday
>rinse and repeat every birthday she has
>mom thinks because it's her birthday she can act like a diva bitch and if we say anything we're the bad guys
>no longer eat out with parents
>let them bring back food if they want
God they can never be civilized.