/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>"hey [people i live with], let's have one of us cook a proper meal once a week"
>"ok, Anon, that sounds great!"
>Roast kangaroo in a marinade
>make gravy from the drippings
>home made chips boiled, herbed and then deep fried twice for the texture with himalayan rock salt
>roast Pumpkin and sweet potato and honey glazed carrots
>get a high quality chocolate bavarian for dessert

>two weeks later and nobody has cooked since
>they say it's not fair that i set the bar so high the first time
>their ideas of stuff they can cook are boiled sausages and Spaghetti with vegetables flavoured with Woutershire sauce
>they can't even make a pasta bake
>one of them puts obscene amounts of pepper in things until the whole kitchen smells of pepper
>they also hated falling down, and spent the whole movie facebooking and imdb-ing the actors on their phones


at least it's better than the last guy i lived with, who microwaved nachos using tomato sauce and put cheese on bread into the microwave as a form of cooking, stunk the place out for hours afterwards