/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19277685
>lite mayo
>we don't have any so I give her regular

>>16306024
BOTH

>>15668335
>Never tried
Neither have the Ethiopians

>go out to "chinese" buffet with grandma and dad
>getting some sushi
> nigger whispers in my ear "whus dat green stuff
> I tell him watermelon rind puree
> go back to table
> see same black guy walk past my table with a plate full of it
> mfw

>grilled chicken soft taco is $2.40
>go to auto cashier
>get spicy potato soft taco, substitute grilled chicken. get grilled chicken taco for $2.20
heh better luck next time t-bell

>be me
>eat at a "Chinese" buffet
>currently in sushi line
>nignog comes from behind me as I put some wasabi on my plate
>he asks "wuss dat?"
>I tell him that it's watermelon puree
>go back to eat at my table
>see the same guy walk by with a plate of wasabi
>kek

ITT:

Things only you do at supermarkets

I'll start-
Instead of getting food off shelves in the supermarket, I just take what I need from other people's trollies when they're not looking.