/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7067457
Fucking steak, man. I had a similar one.
>Roommate making a big fuss about cooking a steak dinner tonight, bought a moderately expensive cut and was going on about how lavish it was going to be to eat steak as a poor uni student
>Hang around to see him cook it, bearing in mind he never cooks
>Puts wok (????) on the stove
>"Well all the other pans are dirty, it'll be fine anon"
>Pours in half an inch of oil into the wok, then turns on the heat
>While it's "heating up", takes the steak out of the fridge
>Plops the cold steak into the cold oil in the wok
>external screaming.jpg
>"Oh anon stop being such a food snob, not everything has to be perfect"
>Sit in horror watching this poor steak swimming in lukewarm oil slowly turn grey
He was genuinely proud of it afterwards.