/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hey annons, today is my wife birthday so im making her some gnocchis. What should i know ? Any secret technique ?

>>15738301
She did you a favor. Sounds like she needs drama and bs in her life in order to feel something. Those are the worst kind of female, and better you're rid of her before you get too deep and she's cheating on you while your at work with some guy on parole from prison. Get you a nice trad girl.

Why do people eat loudly ? Why don't they know how to use a knife? Every time I go to a restaurant or when my sister and his pet beaner eat with my family they masticate like a duo of pigs. How could I explain to them that there is food for everyone and to stop acting like fucking starving dogs ?

>>15594076
You're telling me, I'm in Houston and it's 19 fucking degrees. Never usually hits below 30 and is 90 to 100 in the summers, kill me

Sometimes I masturbate when I'm not even horny.

>>15165410
beans are disgusting, anon.

This thread is really comfy