/ck/ - Food & Cooking

White castle marketing please go away.

Your food is dated and gives people diareah.

You want to reinvent your brand? How about serve meat patties that aren't paper thin.

How about sell a combo breakfast slider that has sausage and bacon so I don't have to explain it to the retarded cashier's you hire for pennies only to have them fuck it up?

How about offer additional condiments?

Mustard doesn't go bad and ketchup sells like sex.

You're product made sense when it was like 75 cents for a slider. For a buck and some change you can get fucked, much better offerings at literally whatever accross the street.

>>11441662
And boom goes the dynamite