/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7096291
Holy shi...... now this is a beautiful girl.
I'm sure we've all seen the picture of the guy trying to get the girl by saying ''if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen'', but lets face it, if me and you got together, then girl you'd be the one in the kitchen because wasting those incredible cookery skills would be a crime punishable by 50 lashes (WOOSHEEEE OUCH MY BUTT)

That dish looks remarkable. Maybe the best pasta I have ever seen. So soft, tender and juicy and with a great tatto.. oh wait, that isn't the pasta! Its you! You look so good in this picture even better than that delightful food you have prepared. I'd kill to be the one you are serving that hot warm food to.That really is an amazing thought. You bending down and smiling at me.... "eat up big boy you need the energy for what we're doing later" before winking through you perfect glasses. That pasta is perfect. Just the right amount of ham and just the right amount of green, just like you have the right amount of DAYUM and the right amount of lean! You are chubby but thin and can cook and have tattoos.

Just wanted to let you know!