/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20384433
follow any recipe you want and just use a double boiler

i call it delicious

IF I have kids (unlikely) I'm going to roid them up hardcore so they are going to have to eat the 2000calorie meals I put in front of them or else they get the BELT!!!!

>>15612819
i love you

>>14871900
>Ask room temperature IQ drivers to do something specific when dropping my order off (leaving it on the porch, not ringing the doorbell, etc)
>9 out of 10 times they comply no problem
>Always one retard who doesn’t listen
>Rate him one star and suggest he be reprimanded

>stimulus check just came in
>local farmers market still had some meat
>small cuts but no limit

it's gonna be okay

>>13412413
>see person on tv eat something, start craving it
>saw a clip of tom hanks eating a whopper
>ordered 3 with bacon
>did this 3 days in a row because i wanted to watch the movie and eat it at the same time but i got stoned waiting for the delivery and forgot

>sick of burger king(not really)
>order XL papa johns pizza
>eat the whole thing in one sitting

>microwaved pizza rolls too long, they got crunchy
>eat them anyways

>eat an entire family size bag of chips in one sitting

>order 80 slice megapack of precooked bacon
>eat all of it in one weekend
>mostly BLTs, then eventually just an inch of bacon in between some bread

>pour two soda or beer cans into a giant mug as one drink

Those nonnas aren't legit as they are clearly southern italian while REAL RAGU can only be found in BOLOGNA and nearby cities

>had coupon for $1 big mac at McDonalds
>accidentally eating 3
>still hungry
Will Burger King or Wendy's be more filling? It feels like big macs are made of Styrofoam nowadays

Ate a family size bag of blue Doritos while watching ancient aliens again

>food is art and chefs are artists

I like subway but its overpriced. How to make sandwhich like subway?

Why isn't soda pumped into American homes the way water is?

Anyone else get depressed when they realize that there can't eat as much as they want without becoming extremely fat?

It seems food is so abundant and tasty that you want to eat it all but then you realize that one burger had 800 calories or that slice of pizza has 400 or that bag of chips had 300 calories. You are only allowed 2000 calories a day without exercise. I want to eat 3 burgers sometimes but then realize I just can't because I don't want to let myself go.

As I'm dieting currently it makes me realize how little a human is really allowed to eat and it is depressing. Anyone else get what I'm saying?

>>10101395