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Tru story Sat Dec 28 07:34:24 2019 No.13426125 [View]
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>Hi I'd like a cocktail, what kind you serve here?
>All sorts...
>...
>...
>How's about a martini?
>You want a martini?
>Yes.
>You seriously want a martini? Ha! I can make you a martini but do you really want a martini?
>Fine! What do you suggest
>Beer?
>Allergic
>Rum and coke it is then

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 29 16:03:58 2018 No.10368491 [View] File: 113 KB, 1024x1024, 1519367831062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10368471 welcome to starbuck, how can I be your wagecuck today

Anonymous Sat Aug 19 23:03:44 2017 No.9323549 [View]
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>was 13th birthday or something
>always was the quiet type who never wanted any attention
>birthday party with family is at medieval themed restaurant
>you know, the ones where waiters are obnoxious failed acting majors
>won't leave me the fuck alone
>loud as fuck family finds this extremely amusing
>goes on for the whole evening

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