/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be beta as fuck
>finally work up nerve to talk to hot girl
>easy 9/10
>mentions she loves a guy who can cook
>I stammer something about being a boss in the kitchen
>she agrees to come to my place for dinner
>panic
>try to make beef wellington
>have some shots to calm my nerves
>start cooking, going well
>more shots (ok sqwing off bottle)
>feeling like a boss
>into the over, set timer
>check /ck/ and school some casuals
>10 minutes left on timer and check fridge for a beer
>see steak
>see the fucking steak in the fridge
>I used a pork loin instead of the steak
>ihavenoideawhatimdoing.jpg and drunk now
>doorbell rings
>girl says it smells good, when's dinner?
>timer goes off
>she watches me take my pork loin wellington out
>"omg are those cherrios?"
>I rolled the pork loin in fucking cheerios when I was drunk
>forever a pleb
>girl starts crying
>I try to hug her and she shoves me
>I land on my ass
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>sauce everywhere
>I try to satnd up but slip in marinara
>hard face plant
>girl officially flips shit now screaming and crying
>she bolts for the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>mfw