/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What the fuck is wrong with you autists?

>Go to local Paki run chicken shop relatively often
>Guys there start to recognise me
>Really friendly
>Random chit chat here and there
>I ask about how their shift is going
>They ask me about work and family
>friends.jpg
>Chinky virus shuts everything down and puts the country in lockdown
>I grow hair out
>Go to shop after lockdown lifts
>Guys at the shop say I look like a bollywood hero
>Start calling me Hero Bhai (brother hero? idk, bhai means brother)
>tfw every time I walk in the shop one of them yells out HERO BHAI IS HERE
>start getting ridiculous discounts
>paying £5 for £9 worth of food and shit
>free drinks
>still called hero bhai after haircut
>tfw based paki chicken shop friends

Idk why you retards run away from these kind of experiences, I don't have any friends like presumably most of you and I really appreciate talking to these guys like they're my mates.