/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hare are my observations about bartenders:

>niggers
Many will not notice you or ignore you when you're clearly trying to get their attention. Almost never helpful with selecting anything from the available beers.

>perky/energetic/adhd girls with tattoos
Usually nice and friendly, but sometimes you get the hyper-bitch. God protect you from those. Usually can't make a drink to save their life.

>fat guys with massive beer bellies and bears in dive bars
Can be cool, but sometimes try far too hard to be cool. A lot of those guys in "craft" bars that are in the same building as the brewery.
Will call you "bro" or "my man" or some shit like that.

>hipster drink artisans with greasy hair
Remind me of that Mitchell and Webb sketch about someone who thinks they are a "people person", but in reality just come off creepy.

I don't like getting drunk outside of social interactions. And I try not to go above 3/5 on smashness scale.

One of the things one learns when growing up is how to ride the perfect drunkness wave, rather than crash into it. People who drunk themselves unconscious are amateurs.

I made a pizza today.
I had a pretty decent supple dough that I let proof twice, but I made a mistake and forgot to get my sauce ready in time. So after I stretched the dough I finished making the sauce, but by the time it was done the dough got stuck to my working surface and I couldn't move it to the... what do you call it? the board? delivery stick/board?

Anyway, I finally gave up and just rolled it like a fucked up calzone and put it in like that. If I tried moving it as a pizza it would just break.

So my question is, how do I prevent this in the future?
Was my dough too moist?
Should I have applied EVEN MOAR flour on it's bottom? it was already floury as fuck.
Or is the trick simply to put the toppings on fast and throw it onto the the stone as fast as possible?

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