/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18227824
That's easy -- a cobb salad.

Step one: Think of a vegetable that you enjoy eating. Genuinely enjoy. Such as cucumbers or avocados.

Step 2: Find a "base" for the salad. Spinach leaves, romaine, whatever.

Step 3: Cut up your favorite vegetables of choice and put them on top of cleaned washed salad base.

Step 4: Add toppings that you like. Cheese, bacon, croutons, grilled chicken, whatever floats your boat

Step 5: Add dressing if you want it

Step 6: Marvel at how dumb you are for not realizing how simple a salad can be to make

Step 7: Choke on carrot and die

See? Anybody can do it!

>>13739841
I live in California, and we produce most of the avocados people eat around the world, which Chile probably being a distant second.
Almonds, too.

Dishes California are famous for:
The Cobb Salad - Possibly the least healthy salad you could ever eat, but it IS delicious.
California Roll - Possibly the least enjoyable "sushi" you could ever eat.
Tri-Tip - a very flavorful cut of beef that was largely ignored until California made it popular. Comes from the sirloin cap.

That's not a cobb salad.