/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sometimes I drink a big container of prune juice and lots of laxatives. As you can imagine, you shit geysers. Well when I'm really bored I do that and go wait in the wal mart restroom stall until its time. When I know its time I position myself at a weird angle so my as is pointed upward and towards the door and unleash the beast. Usually shit flies over the door and gets on all the walls.

How do I keep it off my clothes, you might ask? I double up. Two pairs of the exact same clothes and I'll take off the dirty pair and stuff it in the toilet. I keep a small container of babby wipes in my pocket to clean my shoes and body. Walk out grinning and gtfo. I can only do it once a month or two or they might recognize me.