/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sum cunt on the internet teld me that ah could "aerate" cheap shite red wine that I scored from aldi, thus makin' it moar platable, by sticking a drinking straw into the bottle and blowing bubbles through it. Needles tae say ahm now covered in aldi's own brand shiraz from heid tae fuckin toe.
it went all over mah new burberry jacket and mah timberland pieces ma maw bought me fi' christmas.

If I find oot who did this ah'll cut their fucking gizzard oot with a stanley knife. Ah'll chib sum cunt, ah'm tellin' ye, kenwotahmean.

fuxache.

fucking bawbags.