/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16340247
you fucked up, just admit it

>>15737533
yes, very pathetic
>imagine killing yourself over a woman

>working for at local hib cafe/restaurant
>local police drop by a couple times a week on the morning after change of shift. always group of four cops
>always before opening time, but i know them by name and the coffee machine is warmed up and ready anyway
>they wave hello to me on the road when I see them, very comfy
>new cop shows upon morning with the regulars
>young asshole in aviators, says not a word to me
>after a few more visits this asshole still hasn't said a word to me
>one day get pulled up, this asshole gives me a ticket, and is a total dick about it
>I don't see him at the cafe for a while, he must be staying behind while the others get coffee
>after 3 weeks he shows up with the group
>soon as I saw him coming, I started hurking and collecting a ball of phlegm boogers in my mouth
>when my mouth was almost full of green chunks, I ent out back and grabbed a stack of fresh coffee cups and spit it into the top one
>pour espresso into 3 clean and one soiled cup
>stir espresso through books
>hot milk and foam
>watch this asshole drink my chunks
>enjoy rest of day

>>53807
Of course YHWH would like a government with a long, storied history of killing people for not obeying the rules