/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A few weeks ago I was at the grocery store buying eggs and I lifted up the lid to make sure there were no broken ones inside

One of the wagies was standing a few feet away and he starts saying loudly (but not actually at me) "OOOOOOOH EGGS OH WOW EGGS SO AMAZING WOW INCREDIBLE EGGS SO FASCINATING WOW"

I felt like a retard even though I was doing literally nothing wrong

>>17311658
>uhm yeah bro uhm the gourmet 5000 star dish is uhm actually horrible and shit and bad and terrible becasue uhm the chef use spice :(((

>>16634462
>t.

>>16201428
It's not my fault that you don't speak adequate English. Or perhaps, what I said was too complex for your brain to understand? Oh well.

I can't stop drinking. I've gained like 60 pounds over the last two years because of it.

>>15941765
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!! IF IT WASN'T MADE IN PARMA ITALY IT WON'T HAVE THE SAME FLAVOR!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU USE THE SAME INGREDIENTS AND SAME EXACT METHOD, IT'S NOT THE SAAAAME!!!!"

>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!! IF IT WASN'T MADE IN PARMA ITALY IT WON'T HAVE THE SAME FLAVOR!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU USE THE SAME INGREDIENTS AND SAME EXACT METHOD, IT'S NOT THE SAAAAME!!!!"

>Mircrowave died after 11 years
What are some reliable high quality microwaves? I just want to make it last, bros...

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE PARMESAN CHEESE OUTSIDE OF PARMA ITALY THAT'S ILLEGALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>tfw hearing the ticket machine in your sleep

PARMESAN CHEESE CAN ONLY BE MADE IN ITALY. TH-THE BACTERIA HERE IS DIFFERENT! STOP MAKING PARMESAN CHEESE EVERYWHERE ELSE STOP IT NOW ITS NOT FAIR! WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR YOU MAKE PARMESAN CHEESE BECAUSE IT'S NOT ITALIAN AND IT'S NOT REALLLLLLLLLLLL

https://www.dw.com/en/eu-court-says-parmesan-cheese-must-come-from-italy/a-3152168

I can't stand the fresh eggs of the english muffins from Tm Hortons and some other fast foods. Where's the all yellow eggs?

Where do i learn how to cook? Classes? I just ate burnt grilled chicken and microwaved asparagus for dinner /ck/ you gotta help me

>>14972545
>Carls Jr coupons came in the mail a few weeks ago
>been waiting until my mother and brother wanted burgers too to use them
>last night we decided on getting it today
>been looking forward to a Big Carl ever since the coupons came and we had a buy 1 get 1 free
>mom and brother went there without telling me
>"hey anon I got you that burger you wanted"
>She ordered it plain without the special sauce

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>Good one, kiddo.

>n-n-n-n-n-no! i s-s-s-s-wear bayleaves do s-something. like u-u-uh uh put it in hot water and l-l-look at the c-color c-change..

>>14854199
>>14854213
i use parmesan cheese too. Call the carbonari.

>buy can of pringles
>chips start 3 inches below can top

how is this legal?

>be me
>want a frosty
>can’t drive and the wendy’s is like an hour walk from me
>go on skip the dishes
>small frosty $2.29
>go to checkout
>$10.11
>mfw

>>14328592
>Things like this are keeping hate alive im the world
Oh no a swastikaroni on my pizzaroni pepperoni!!

>>14314408
Fuck it, I'll do it myself

>>14258728
>(You)
(You)

>>14084650
I JUST WANT AN E-GF THAT I CAN GIVE HALF MY WAGE TO

>>13993867
Ahahaha look at this manchild