/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10937195
>it's not a convection oven, it's a convection oven that blows faster

Wow, what an incredible invention. Even a convection toaster oven is superior, you can at least for 9x13s and pizzas in them. If you need a device specifically to speed cook your tendies, you should seriously consider taking a step back and analyzing the choices that led you to this point in your life.

Was out backpacking with a friend, he had brought an MRE for fun and honestly it wasn't bad (sloppy joe). But the "meal" included tucking tootsie rolls and powdered Hawaiian Punch (not that they called them that)

>>10639607
Jesus fucking Christ, just kill yourself you smug semantic little bitch. You know exactly what I meant from the first post I made, and the one you just replied to was only an addendum, so don't be all like "hurrdurr how did they steal it huh??? :^))))" when you know god damn good and well I mean they coopted it as a way to promote their dipshit cult.

>>9979982
He specified doritos, dipstick. As in shitty store bought bagged chips coated in HFCS and orange food coloring, as opposed to chips from made in-house actual tortillas.

>>9966391
>all a human body needs to not break down is raw calories

Legit retards in this thread.

>>7906149
Be sure to remind him that you're his wife's son :^)