/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>middle school
>eat in bathroom cause no friends
>no one ever goes to this one so p good
>eating sammich in stall
>hear door open
>panic and lift feet off ground
>door shakes
>"damn kids breaking the fucking doors"
>history teacher doesnt see me and stall next to me
>here desperation in his mannerisms
>mother fucker groans as shit explodes from ass
>diarrhea hitting water so consistently it sounds like pissing
>he starts gagging under own fumes
>im huffing the orange peels leftover in my lunch bag
>hes coughing and gagging like crazy
>see his shadow lean towards my stall
>brief wave of puke hits floor
>teach starts begging to the powers that be that he can finish up and leave
>finally stops few mins later
>must have gone through the entire roll of tp
>leaves puke
>leaves without washing hands
>I leave with this memory
>never eat in bathroom again
>tfw forced to gain social skills in lunchroom