/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>go on US vacation
>as a tourist have plausible deniability about local tipping culture
>simply "round up" the bill with a few bucks at most, like 57,36 $ becoming 60,00 $.
>watch the waiters in smug condescension as I gourge on their cheap foodstuffs and consume their very labour

hon hon hon, truly diabolical

>go get some fast food grub
>wagie hands me the wrong order
>it was more expensive then my order
>drive off knowing i beat a multi million dollar corporation