/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17510885
EEEeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww, fuck off! I don't want any fucking gross ass bugs in my food. fuck that shit.

>>16941251
This looks disgusting. Who the hell wants sugar on their pure sugar? I couldn't imagine anyone eating this abomination.

>>16902907
>vanilla
>yogurt
Yogurt is best with savory stuff, I put olive oil and zaatar sometimes, but generally eat it plain only

>>16869993

>seeds on the bun

>>14758718
>they don't include a pepperoncini

>>12135111
>Ginger

>>11913309
you take that back you motherfucker

>>11818641
>they have flavour
not relevant. rubber has a flavor but it's not food.
> you ingest them
you also ingest oxygen but that's not food. also, you ingest cigarette smoke into your lungs, not your stomach.

/ck/ is defined as "food and cooking". cigarettes are not food. fucking addicts.
>>11818654
drinks are food.

>>11423624
Jesus fucking christ, Americans really eat abominations like that?
Hot dogs and lime slices ON PIZZA?
What the fuck, America

I fucking hate faggot Brits who think they can cook a better Burger than Americans can do. Here's how to cook the Best Burger

>Get a griddle and super finely chopped three whole onions
>Slatteri some butter the griddle
>Grill the onions for about an hour, spary some water if they're getting dry and grill until they're are jammy as fuck
>Get 70/30 or 80/20 ground beef
>Make two thin patties from the ground beef, seasoned with salt and pepper on all sides
>Get a griddle and heat it up until you can feel the heat from about an inch away
>Play some burgers on top and 2-3 mins each side
>Play some American cheese on top
>Get some buns and slatter it in Irish butter and place on griddle griddle
>Take out everything from the giddle
>Make some Thousand Island dressing and place it on your buns
>Place your sliced tomato and iceberg lettuce leaf on the bottom bun
>Then the two pattites, make sure to put the grilled onion between the burger then add a little bit on top
>Put top bun and everything together

There, the best damn burger you can possibly make

Why do people even enjoy alcohol? It literally makes you feel like shit.

>>11088289
>do you have *cigarettesname*?
>nope
>but uhh amybe uhmmm ehhh I dunno can you check it maybe uhh are you sure uhmmmm hmmmm
I want you to tell these retards to fuck off and don't waste my time.

>ham"burg"
>there's no kikes in the meat

>>10281816
>semen gas

>>10035397
>thinks his fat NEET opinion matters

>>9999388
>Turn 360 degrees

You massive faggot, you would just be facing the same way

>'go ''za

>go out to "Asian restaurant"
>they put celery, bell pepper, carrot, and corn in every dish
This is false fucking advertising. Asians don't eat that shit. Most egregious of all if when they throw pineapple in there. Absolutely disgusting.

>>9416457
>Raw onions

McDonald's is a shit restaurant.
When my brother worked there, he would lock himself in the men's bathroom and army crawl on the floor to kill time. Served food in the same clothes.
Mcshills need to fycking leave, too.

>>9409222
You are a god damn dirty piece of shit. Enjoy your (you), hope you like getting banned.

>>9383565
>Watch LOtR as part of your last meal
>The Prison gets you the theatrical cuts and not the extended versions