/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>wanting to die an early death
>wanting to never feel awake in the morning
>wanting to never lose weight no matter how much cardio you do
>wanting to be depressed and sluggish
>wanting your dick to not work
>wanting to not get fat adapted as fuck so if you are in a situation where you HAVE to eat carbs you don't have such a hard time busting up the glycogen and getting back into fat-burning mode
>not wanting to increase your metabolism so you burn more calories at rest

BUT MUH KIDNEY STONES THOUGH XDDDDDD

Fact: if you eat the modern American diet, which your lardass almost certainly does just like 80 percent of the faggots here who start crying uncontrollably when someone talks about how they bettered themselves by removing shit carbs from their diet, you're at just as much of a fucking risk of not only kidney stones but a FUCK load of other preventable illnesses, especially diabetes and cancer. The cavemen literally had the best physiques and were fit as fuck and the only carbs they ate were veggies. They mostly ate good fat like nuts and animal fat of whatever they could kill and they evolved to have fucking critical thinking skill. Just because you think that "Hurrr keto is just when you eat highly processed cheese all day" because you're a faggot whose never looked into it for yourself doesn't mean your cute litlle MUH KIDNEY STONES bullshit is relevant at all.

I'm glad you are regurgitating information from some faggot vegan on youtube who probably will pass out and die from heat exhaustion at 28 though, really shows how soulless and retarded anti-keto faggots are. Maybe all of you should go back to your preferred diet of choking on dick so those of us who are actually serious about bettering ourselves can do so unabated by retards

That's what I don't understand about this meme. I think of Boomers, I think of Folgers, I think of Millennials, I think of frappuccinos.