/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16097143
>Eating sugary cereal for breakfast
You're supposed to be eating healthy u tard. A nice, heavy 4 egg denver omelette with some hash browns and juice will keep your body going till at least 3pm

>>16072205
Shit, I didn't know that's how he died.

>>16021373

>big word scary that no pickled pepper

>>13771594
mutt

>>13590575
>defending putting human and pig genes in to corn that is then fed to people, in literally every fucking thing they eat

>>12538349
>Even people in the USA say Hershey smells like vomit
AHAHAH no they don't, autist. You only see that on 4chan.
>implying the best selling chocolate in the USA by far isn't eaten by Americans

>>11729010
>•weight gain
>•weight loss
WHICH IS IT, ANON? HUH?

>>11689402
Dude.... you were being serious?? I thought you were in some part of the world where it was tomorrow already, but I just realize that is fucking retarded because the Wien is only in the US...

LMFAO, WHY DID YOU GO EARLY?!?!?!??!? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK LOOOOOL. Looks tasty as fuck though, Im so excited for tomorrow.

>>11689408
I guess it worked. lmfao.

>Making some hardboiled eggs
>Dad comes home
>"That's not how you boil eggs!"
>Turns heat on the stove up to max.
>I leave for a couple minutes because I didn't see him do that and I think my eggs are still slowly boiling
>He starts screaming at me and GADDAMMITing
>Come into the kitchen
>Eggs exploded and pot boiled over
>He lectures me about watching the pot and turns the heat back down to where I had it.
ITT: Autistic shit your family does in the kitchen.

>>11179474
probably because you're a bobfaget

Its pretty simple, dipshit, you can't get a burger like that anywhere else. Nor can you the fries. Nor can you does any other place do such crazy special orders like its actually on the menu.

THINK. Dipshit, THINK.

Why the fuck do you faggots like white creamy shitty on your food? I have literally confirmed that anyone that likes sour cream or mayo, tend to love the taste of cum, and have had a gay experience in their life at least once.

I seriously want to know why you faggots ruined the entire fast food world.

I can't even go to a fucking fast food joint and ask for the simple fucking item. I have to double fucking check with the cashier every fucking time that there are not about to be GIANT FUCKING GLOBS OF WHITE SHIT POURED ALL OVER THE FOOD I JUST FUCKING PAYED FOR. Sometimes it doesn't even say on the menu if it comes with mayo, and you think "cool I don't have to bother making sure they understand not to put globs of shit on my food." only to see globs of shit on my food and tell them "look, it says right there, only meat cheese, lettuce, onion, ketchup, why is there a giant glob of fucking mayo on this?"

>people who think cured meats are still raw

The guy who made it bragged about how it squeezes the packets like a hydraulic press or something and people squeezed the packets with their hands and made just as much juice. He said not to squeeze the packwets because "it takes away from the experience"